you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
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dont talk to me ill get attached to you and become jealous of anyone else who talks to you
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THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
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people say i have the legs of a model but until they find the rest of the body THE COPS HAVE GOT NOTHING ON ME OKAY
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the little one runs straight into a tree. so fucking cute.
holy fuck. i think i have elephant feels.
He was texting
Go home Elephant, you’re trunk.
Everyone on this website…
omfg awh
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Can we acknowledge what a badass this girl is?
- Not society’s ‘thin and pretty’ standards of beautiful and has had multiple lead roles.
- Beat Casey Wilson out for her role in Bachelorette
- Was the first person to be cast in Pitch Perfect
- Has a law degree from the University of New South Wales
- Distant relative of Walt Disney
- Was an Australian Youth Ambassador set in Southern Africa
- Started acting when she caught malaria and had hallucinations about winning an Oscar.
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why does mcdonalds even need commercials
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shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
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